Friday, May 01, 2009

Never Let Me Down Again



Cheese's Summer Movie Preview & his top picks (and one piece of shit)


Wolverine - May 1st (TODAY!!!)
Looks great and should be a lot of fun.... but the reviews say it sucks. Eh.

Star Trek - May 8th
My top movie pick for the summer. Heard it was great and action-packed.

Angels & Demons - May 15th
Never read the book but heard it was better than The Da Vinci Code.

Terminator: Salvation - May 21st
Christian Bale + Terminators + Great Franchise = BLOCKBUSTER
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Land of the Lost
- June 5th
Will Ferrell & Sleestacks should be movie gold!!!

The Hangover - June 5th
Guy comedy directed by Todd Phillips (Old School). Looks really funny.

Year One - June 19th
Jack Black, Michael Cera and directed by Harold Ramis.
Stone age meets Comedy age. Dumb but super funny

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - June 26th
The Decepticons get their hate on... as well as their revenge.

Public Enemies - July 1st
John Dillinger / Bank Robber - 30's period piece with Johnny Depp (Dillinger)
and Christian Bale (does that guy ever stop making movies???), directed by
Michael Mann (Heat).

Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince
- July 15th
2nd most looked-forward-to movie this summer (especially since it was pushed from last fall.

(500) Day of Summer - July 17th
Romantic Comedy with Joseph Gordon-Levitt

BRUNO - July 10th
You will hate this movie if you like BORAT, gay comedy, bad language,
poking fun at everyone and don't have a sense of humor.

G.I. Joe : The Rise of Cobra
- August 7th
Having just watched the new adult swim G.I.Joe cartoon "Resoluute"
this live-action movie is primed as the BIGGEST flop of the summer.
Make more cartoons instead!!!

Taking Woodstock - August 14th
My sleeper hit of the summer. Demetri Martin, Liev Schreiber & Emile Hirsch,
directed by Ang Lee (Crouching Tiger) bring the summer of love to 2009.

Inglourious Basterds - August 21th
This would easily be my #1 pick but with the saturated summer hits that just keep coming,
Quentin Tarantino's WW2 pick comes in 3rd. That is not to say I WILL be seeing this opening weekend.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A hardcore SCI-FI geek I know on Facebook saw "Star Trek" already and gave it a great review, so that will be the one to see!

Mark