No Helmets Allowed

I have been reading the (semi) new Denis Leary book "Why We Suck"
and I think it's AWESOME and very hilarious!!!! With chapters like:
Your kids are not cute; Nuns, Tits, Booze & My Mom; and Matt Dillon
is a Giant Fag, what is NOT to love about it.

Here is a sample:

"The type of guys who spend money in strip clubs are the ones who
don't have the balls or high-enough self-esteem to talk to the pretty
girls at work but just enough self-esteem to keep them from hiring
a hooker"

"My advice to men who are thinking of going to a strip club would
be this: don't. On second though, go to the club. Just don't go in.
Stand outside, remove all your cash in your wallet and light it on
fire. Watch it burn until it's a smoking pile of ashes. Then bang
your head against the wall of the club several times - hard.
Get in your car. Drive home. When you wake up in the morning, you
will have achieved the same effect as if you had spent the night
inside the club: no money, giant headache. What did you miss? Nothing.
Smelly armpits, seven useless hard-ons and eighty-five horrible tattoos."

Too F@#KING funny!!!!