The Perfect Kiss

That holiday girls LOVE & guys DREAD just passed 2 days ago.
I am referring to Valentine’s Day. I originally wasn’t planning on
doing anything. That was until Spork brought it up a couple of weeks ago.
He said “HEY, I don’t want to sit around on VDay. It would be good for
both of us to get out. I have an idea”. So he forwards me this invite
to HurryDate – one of the ones where you go to a bar & talk to a girl
for 5 minutes then move onto the next one. At first I was like
“Not for me, but thanks”. Then I decided to give it a try.

Long story short, Spork ends up meeting a girl and plans a date
for THAT night. He was “Don’t be mad at me but I haven’t had a date in…"
Well, you get the picture. I can’t hold it against him.
BUT, if it was me & she was that interested, I would have done it the
night AFTER Valentines Day (which he also had off). Saying to her
“I already made plans with my boys”. I talked to him & he said he had
a NICE date and will probably go out with her again.

As far as my night, Chazz & myself decided we weren’t going to
just sit home, so we went to hit up Downtown and see what betties
were roaming the streets looking for love (well, at least a little
valentines day passion).Unfortunately, it was dead as Dillinger down there.
We ate, walked around and checked out the scene. Nothing of note, except
a few fine specimens. No digits but fun none the less.

On another note, I received not just ONE but TWO text messages from
the EX that night, including the obligatory late-night one
(I think it came at 2am). You can’t say passion doesn’t die,
it just waits until all her other options run dry.