Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Save the Cheerleader...




For anyone missing some of the Hereos episodes, SciFi network is showing the
first 6 episodes tomorrow night - Wednesday November 29th starting at 6pm.

06:00 PM - Pilot
07:00 PM - Don't Look Back
08:00 PM - One Giant Leap
09:00 PM - Collision
10:00 PM - Hiro's
11:00 PM - Better Halves

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in...



During Thanksgiving, when taken out of context the following sound offensive:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground




UUUUUGH!!! I hate being sick. Being sick to me is a BIG waste of time.
I don’t like laying around doing nothing. I am always doing something –
as simple as side work, surfing the web, updating my Blog or MySpace page,
reading comics (or updating the database), uploading photos to the Flickr account,
or even cleaning the apartment. Sure, there may be some times of laying around
watching some shows I DVR’ed, but not all day on the couch watching the boob-tube.

Yesterday’s weather made me appreciate the coming of winter and missing
those dreary, rainy days that are foreign to San Diego. I like a change
in weather. Being a native I am sure others of the native variety not to
understand but I like a change of seasons. Sure I never had to dig my car
out of a snow bank or hide in a storm cellar while a tornado rips overhead,
but I can enjoy those things from afar or at least visit places without
having to live there.

As far as my “real life”… well, change is good, right? In the midst of
that and as usual,when one shitty thing happens it is followed by a
plethora of good in other areas of your life. Just don’t give up on finding
something good. It will come to you when you least expect it.

Of course I talk about the opposite sex. Women. Love them. Hate them.
They aren’t leaving anytime soon and I don’t want them to anyways.
I am idealistic. I know I will fall in love again.

Creative. Smart. Good Looking. Caring. They are out there. You are not
going to find them sitting behind a computer monitor, complaining about it,
or with a bong in your mouth while sitting on the couch.
Get out there. Make the change. Change is good.